#i cannot swim
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Forget the seaside send me to the sea for my health. Drop my ass in the middle of the ocean.
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
My feelings as I fail another day of trying to solo Ghosts of the Deep ):
#destiny 2#destiny the game#destiny art#destiny 2 art#destiny 2 oc#ghosts of the deep#my art#procreate#digital art#rise from the deep or drown in it#my brother in light#i cannot swim
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Things that I like:
Dnd
Audrey Hepburn
Fangoria
Harry Houdini
Croquet
Things I don't know how to do:
Swim
Dance
Karate
#the thing is most of this isnt even a joke#I do play DnD and I think Harry Houdini is awesome#and i actually LOVE croquet i used to play it at my grandmas' house in the summertime#i cannot swim#i THINK that i could dance pretty well but anyone who knows me would say otherwise#and i dont know karate but im a red belt in tae kwon doe which is basically the same thing#and i dont know what fangoria is or who audrey hepburn is....#mcr#my chemical romance#im not okay i promise#three cheers for sweet revenge
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Giddy up girlie
Explain why in the tags
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
her own moonlight
#bg3#shadowheart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#you cannot get sunburnt if you get thrown into a lake...i think#jkjk this is about her finally enjoying her agency#and by that I mean that she can now swim without floaties
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
i fear i can never date a man bc none of them will ever be makoto tachibana
#my art#free!#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#makoharu#free! fanart#makoto tachibana#haruka nanase#i wld do anything for him do u hear me ANYTHINg#sunshine personified i cannot look directly at him#im too weak fr this im not strong enough haru is better than me fr i see him and i break in2 a flustered mess#do u know how hard it is trying to find references when every google image result is out to get me personally. its so hard out here fr#he's either a. shirtless b. pushing his gd hair back c. Smiling Like That or d. ALL THREE#it's so strange bc objectively rin both as a character and from a design standpoint is much more my type#what can i say i tend to rly like Sharp Androgyny#but makoto just has tht It factor tht je ne sais quoi hes meeting all my standards he makes me inSANE#he's literally the perfect man shaking haru by the shoulders u r so LUCKYYYYYYYYY#the s tier va on top of it all too....yeah i never stood a chance lmao#maybe hes out of my system for now maybe now i can actually draw for my main fandom....#(she said pulling up refs of ikuya)
758 notes
·
View notes
Text
batterie goes to the beach
#off#off game#the batter#batterie#off zacharie#bad batter#the batter cannot swim#i think hed sink to the bottom like a rock#âMOVE YOUR ARMS!!!â#and the batter is standing at the bottom of the ocean like a plank
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
beach day for bobots and co
first image referenced from here
#lasso tool doodles are winning me over#steelheart redux#my art#sparks art#zarian#arthur steele#mercury#willow jackson#my ocs#i rlly like these tbh#canonically they cannot swim. but a man can dream
194 notes
·
View notes
Text
what are we thinkin
#first of all my case got way more complicated than anticipated so i cannot commit a color doodle of price in swim wear today SO#did this wonky thing instead lmfao#its really tiny but its banana vs pineapple swimwear AKSJDHAKSDJH#sadly thighs or legs in general gets super simplified in my chibi artstyle so the most I can do is the upper body#listen i like his itty bitty narrow waist but i also enjoy the fact he has a bit of tummy#well hairy because yall like hairy so who am i to deny such pleasur- i mean such delight#the power you have as an artist is playing dress up barbie with your blorbos#gummmyart#doodle#captain john price#john price#captain price
136 notes
·
View notes
Text
Going out is literally so boring to me rn I canât believe I used to do it every weekend at one point
#Itâs so boring itâs so BORING#Iâd rather be swimming in a creek or having a picnic or running through the woods and eating almonds#I always cycle bw going out every weekend and never going out but rn Iâm in my anti phase I literally cannot be bothered#I need someone who wants to replicate my ideal Friday plans aka sit in comfy pjs and play weâre not really strangers#And alcohol dries my skin ):#But itâs all my friends do every weekend#Itâs so uninteresting I canât pretend to care anymore#Even if it means doing ochem notes on a Friday instead
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
Some Aftg characters as Paris Paloma songs
1. Jean - Hunter -âIf I were easy to kill, you wouldâve done it alreadyâ
2. Kevin- Drywall - âI used to think of him a caring thing, knuckles on his drywallâ
3. Aaron -Cradle -âThe only thing that holds me now/ Like she used to, is thĐ” groundâ
4. Andrew - The fruits -âDevil, you call me/ But seems to be enjoying / The fruits of my labour that came to me too youngâ
5. Neil -Bones on the Beach- âWhen I'm lying in my bed, I like to pretend/ That my body is just bones on the beach /It's the first time I feel rested /Since my mother's womb, I slept inâ
#aftg#all for the game#hello fellow Paris Paloma and aftg fans (if youâre out there)#yes Iâm doing this again of course#literally Paris just dropped a small song snippet and Iâm going feral so I figured Iâd finally finish this post#he drinks power like saltwater all because he cannot swim#Iâm going to need her to release the whole song
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
blade/yingxing x reader scenario:
kurim: bladeâs past name was yingxing, supposedly
(blade sees your smile, beautiful and loving and inviting as he remembers you to be â when he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath and pretends he can have this, at the very least. you were so lovely, so very lovely, and the man he once was - yingxing - had truly loved you in a way he could not love anyone else)
you and yingxing were lovers, decades ago when he was still part of Xianzhou and you a person he fell in love with, yingxing liked building you trinkets and taking you to eat during the weekends and seeing your smile and he would throw hands with jing yuan because he always teased him and called him a love sick puppy
you and yingxing were some of the short-lived species in Xianzhou, you were content in XXXX area and yingxing was a genius amongst genius in crafting, building and creating tools, machinery, weapons and works of arts.
you and yingxing had your whole life planned out, it was not hard to when there was so much to do and so little time to do it, but you two are determined to make your lives count despite the looming threat of the abundance hanging over their head and the wars Xianzhou has to partake in and how nothing is determined in life, but you two love each other, but then this happens, but then that happens, but but butbutbutbutâ
yingxing becomes mara-struck.
yingxing kills you in his first mara-struck rampage/haze.
yingxing will forever remember it - your blood is very warm and wet, even as he drops to his knees and tries tries tries but thereâs nothing he can do because youâre already dead â he might have screamed, howled until his throat burst and his lungs collapsed and mended themselves, he mightâve had fought against jingliu too as well, he doesnât quite know. he cannot remember anything apart from a red haze, doesnât remember if you had screamed or tried to fight back or tried running away, but one look at you shows just how horrible a death you had experienced in your last moments. blade will have forever etched the image of your mangled body in his memory, because of course yingxing will have.
this is the first step towards the death of yingxingâs ego, and what will eventually create blade, an abomination who seeks for death and yet is denied time and time again, who is only left with vengeance and violence as a driving force for moving and breathing and fighting because he has nothing else
yingxing was a man who committed many great mistakes and paid for it with everything in his life, including the one he loved
blade is the remains of that manâs ego, the hatred and grief and anger and obsession and destruction and love, a monster given eternal life and reduced to a mad dog of destinyâs slave, all for the sake of reaching paradise
blade lives for the sake of dying â he lives for death, for vengeance, for the possibility of paradise
(blade sees your smile, beautiful and loving and inviting as he remembers you to be â you smile and smile and smile, perhaps a little sad but as lovely as he remembers and he wants to reach out for you with his bloodied hands, but you are unreachable, a ghost of his past, the victim of his sins, and he can do nothing but watch you stand on the other side of the river of stars. blade thinks that youâre as lovely as yingxing remembers you to be, waving at him, smiling at him, always smiling at him)
elio promises an ending to his wretched existence.
blade will stop at absolutely nothing to reach his desired paradise.
(you smile at him, and blade thinks that you still look so very lovely, decades after your death)
iâm sorry, iâm sorry, forgive me, forgive me, it was all my fault, if only i hadnâtâ
(you only smile, and then blade opens his eyes to find his mangled body healing and mending and stitching together again)
.
#kurim writes hsr#blade x reader#blade sees death as a paradise he cannot attain sooooo#hereâs the equation: you = dead = paradise#EXTREMELY SELF-INDULGENT I GUESS#i wanted something angst#hsr blade#hsr#blade x you#honkai star rail#in this house we swim in the pool of bladeâs suffering#actually thatâs kind of weird because I swear i wasnât this obsessed over him before#I actually kind of liked Jing Yuan more :P#hsr scenarios#hsr imagines
640 notes
·
View notes
Text
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/494b99d485627993dc2b15d3c475d4d0/9dddbc52f28663e0-d3/s540x810/e6991d45cbaae9179f759d2d9a17061395e135a2.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/254bd23ce68f6e7e02b27f5a0216b45e/9dddbc52f28663e0-c6/s540x810/ee41a80442a5bf4496dc1b0a83bfca4c63af0f22.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/26e2204a97463a87b69d51ab555b1145/9dddbc52f28663e0-67/s540x810/25104ce5b024a90dc820ce4088bc0ecd831380ee.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe25bb93f8c0b04fc12d87b4dbb280ea/9dddbc52f28663e0-56/s540x810/e205a2c4ed176569d5d3f3f5b1b5e6531d134e90.jpg)
there's nothing wrong with starting small
woah boy the quality of these are terrible and I really hope they can be read- i'd try and post all the individual panels but I'm not sure if they're going to fit in one post D:
also I apologize for the shadows </3 I could not for the life of me find an angle where they weren't there
enjoy some fluff @sapphicseasapphire (I have videos of close ups if you want me to send them to you :3)
below is all the text from the panels
1. *convinced legend has a death wish*
Ravio: Ok, I'm ready to go home-
Link: You haven't even touched the water yet!
2. R: Touch it? What do you take me for? I'm a merchant of high standard! Not just any water will-
3. *patented pout* *wind picks up*
R: D-Don't give me that look!
4. *deflate*
L: Then get in already!
5-8. *slump*
L: Come on.
9-11. L: If you don't like the ocean-
R: I don't appreciate when you throw me in the moat.
L: Well, now that you mention it...
R: Don't!
12. R: Where are we even going?
L: You'll see.
13. R in the background: Link. So help me- eugh- gimme a sec
14. L: We're here
18. L:Hey... Ravio..
19. L: Hey. You're crying.
20-23. R: Oh. Oh I'M- I'M the one crying.
Weird... Usually this is the other way around.
I think I just missed this.
Missed Link.
24. *Pluck*
L: Hey!
25-26. *toss*
L: Don't even think about apologizing.
You don't like the ocean? Thats fine. We'll start small. Sound good?
27. R: Yeah.
and now some panel close ups of my favorites
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2401f615f8b59ddc306d684e12f205ff/9dddbc52f28663e0-2f/s540x810/cb3e5cb30413182559cded36d6d42f5d64e3f9da.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/61deb627c97e7859f8838b7495321076/9dddbc52f28663e0-23/s540x810/634742d504fc2470c4d3a90f8112038879929480.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/507c8cbdf2bed7f40fb651bcac7e2383/9dddbc52f28663e0-54/s540x810/33a79c460d334e36ae5eccd061c726a6467ae1ca.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f52065465a7446250b520bd0496930c/9dddbc52f28663e0-01/s540x810/57c3d9dd43973e8631f6cbd7a8fbc834f25f7a04.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ccc1fa66adead8281eb68b1169c4636/9dddbc52f28663e0-76/s540x810/e08e41917d726fb8bfaaa5d3688c3fb07fe27d91.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b2ee544092e231394a9112dba95020c9/9dddbc52f28663e0-84/s540x810/4d31d754974cc8ba2e0665bf4245a802856e5359.jpg)
sorry for such a long post </3
#my art#loz#legend of zelda#ravio#the legend of zelda#albw ravio#cryptid legend#albw#chain as cryptids au#truly a test of my skills#cannot stick with an art style for the life of me#i like this one though its cute#tldr legend and ravio hike up into a hidden cove to go swimming
181 notes
·
View notes
Text
summer olympics 2028 in a universe with no exy we have:
star gymnast neil josten
heavyweight champion andrew minyard
tennis pro kevin day
rugby goddess allison reynolds
d pole laxer matt boyd
marathon swimmer renee walker
volleyball libero aaron minyard
hockey forward dan wilds
synchronized diver nicky hemmick
#yes the easy route is to make neil do track but also he never talked about track in canon? he always chose exy#running is his coping mechanism not his passion i will stand by this until i die#like when neil runs there is no thought in his head or race-plan or anything he goes on runs when he needs to stop thinking and run away#andrew is a heavyweight boxer becuase i keep seeing art and it's a lovely idea#kevin needs a strategy heavy sport ok#allison does rugby because its something just as violent as exy and something her parents would hate just as much#i was going to have matt do boxing but yk what that guy deserves a team sport - also with a d pole he gets to do crazy checks#he is a fighter but he is also matt#renee just has the swimmer vibe to me like swimming is so quietly difficult and i would like buff renee pls#aaron i feel is secrelty good at being a team player when that team is not the foxes - also hes short and plays defense.#i cannot see dan wilds playing an individual sport. that woman was made to lead teams to victory#nicky met erik bc they are synch partners!#all of these sports would be radically different if they were in the winter olympics btw#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
Instinctive reaction of "what do you mean he's never been in a dungeon, he was in That One Dungeon, right?" BUT. AS IT TURNS OUT.
Shout out to the time Hyrule Warriors!Link was too busy running a sky whale soup kitchen to visit the OoT Water Temple, meaning that they had no choice but to send an entire Goron army instead.
#linked universe#lu warriors#ok I know they changed the layout BUT#did Darunia get stuck in that central room with the floating block?? enquiring minds need to know#thinking once again about how Gorons can canonically live underwater but also cannot swim#is that one Goron from TP ever getting out#how many Gorons got stuck in the water temple. please
81 notes
·
View notes
Text
rin-chan NOW!!
#my art#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#rin matsuoka#free!#free! fanart#pretends its still the 2nd IM SORRY I WAS LATE#u can imagine my dismay to learn tht makoto's birthday is in november after starting my series revisit in dec#i vowed then i wld not miss any of the other upperclassmen's birthdays but boy i cut it close#its ok we were still a day late but we got it done#it truly baffles me how rin somehow manages to be the most outrageously flamboyant char even in a stacked cast like free!#tank tops on this man???????? illegal. where r u GOING#the gall of him to put his hair up#the gall of him to get the softest gd look in his eyes jfc we GET it rin#top left i was reffing a transparent image so there was no context but theres no question hes looking at haru#disgusting. useless homosexual#happy birthday#also rin in rin cosplay is all i ever needed it is my favourite thing ever hes so CUTE hes so baby he looks fantastic in the bow#im a makoto main but rin u r /my/ electric angel <3#oh yeah i pierced his ears u cannot tell me he would not. look at how this boy dresses in canon look me in the eye and tell me he would not#u cant <3
444 notes
·
View notes